“Hey Mom, is this me?”exclaimed my son. “What am I doing here?” he wondered when he found his face plastered upon a Fox News Banner that appeared recently at the Fox News website. I also was stunned to find him amongst the Fox News employees going across country on a recent project, as he does not work for Fox News. How did his photograph come to be a part of the gaggle of Fox faces? I have no idea. The picture of the man on the far left hand side is either that of my eldest son or my son’s identical twin, which I never knew that he had. Was I robbed on the day he was born?
The spectacles the elusive twin is wearing in the photograph are the same that my son wore last year until he sat on them, and the cell phone being used is exactly like the one my boy used recently until he dropped it, scattering its case and innards into a hundred and one pieces. The twins obviously have inherited the same taste in accoutrements. I wonder if my son’s identical twin is as clumsy, too? (CLOSE-UP of Photograph)
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